It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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