Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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