? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so explain again why im purple
no
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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