you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Someone came in the potted fern
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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