no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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