I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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