smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just tell him i said nine months
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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