He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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