i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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