....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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