he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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