I'm going to rape someone's good day.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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