i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My feet surprised me
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