You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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