So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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