Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Everything about him screamed your future.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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