It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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