were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
