Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i think i just lost a toe
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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