what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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