And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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