Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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