Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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