Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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