awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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