Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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