just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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