we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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