whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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