Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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