Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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