I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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