I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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