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(541): View more from Oregon

so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested

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(914): View more from New York

i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"

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(319): View more from Iowa

Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move

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(224): View more from Illinois

Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.

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(760): View more from California

It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

bloody. ill be home soon.

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(903): View more from Texas

One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.

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(720): View more from Colorado

There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.

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