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I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.

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(203): I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche. http://tfl.nu/n3n6

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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!

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(480): FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her! http://tfl.nu/hjc1

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how drunk are you?

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What does that even mean anymore?

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(612): how drunk are you? (952): What does that even mean anymore? http://tfl.nu/4vkm

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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.

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(303): i'm in workout clothes. this is progress. http://tfl.nu/dj1r

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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.

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(270): she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah. http://tfl.nu/1uyt

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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...

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(603): hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1... http://tfl.nu/ehgf

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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever

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(814): Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever http://tfl.nu/615b

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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke

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(859): So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke http://tfl.nu/0mgq

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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

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(+44): I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand. http://tfl.nu/tiko

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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.

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(506): There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet. http://tfl.nu/yw9h

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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.

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(301): He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession. http://tfl.nu/9fz9

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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.

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(804): hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too. http://tfl.nu/g160

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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.

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2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.

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(616): 2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll. (616): 2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll. http://tfl.nu/3aiz

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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.

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(702): My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that. http://tfl.nu/98gg

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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.

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(203): If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that. http://tfl.nu/gaz3

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