Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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