If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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