my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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