idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Duck Duck Cougar?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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