Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I believe in your delicious
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