You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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