There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It was confusing and full of hummus
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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