it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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