Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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