just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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