Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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