It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He has the fingertips of a God
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