he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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