I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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