Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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