Say something about gay babies.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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