at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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