You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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