Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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