why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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