She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It's shark week go big or go home
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
