like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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