hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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