We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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