So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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