I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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